Cowen to Miriam: "Leave me alone."
Miriam to Cowen: "But you know how much I love orphans."
Cowen to Mom: "Can we have a party at our house with Myles and Anders?"
Mom: "Interesting idea."
Cowen: "Then Myles and Anders and I can fight all day." Then Cowen noticed Miriam there. "And Miriam . . . can do something."
Mom to the world at large: "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH. Why does my house look like this??? AND WHAT IS FOR DINNER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN CHARGE RIGHT NOW!"
That is all. I have my pity. Farewell.
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