Life at 169: Funny

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Funny

My favorite thing I heard today:

Timothy to Eli: "I don't need a lance. Real men joust with just their bare hands."

I would never doubt your manliness, my darling. Your understanding of jousting, on the other hand . . ..

1 comment:

Kayli said...: That was a REALLY good one. :); January 4, 2015 at 11:03 PM

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"The story is told that in ancient Rome a group of women were, with vanity, showing their jewels one to another. Among them was Cornelia, the mother of two boys. One of the women said to her, 'And where are your jewels?' To which Cornelia responded, pointing to her sons, 'These are my jewels.' They grew to be two of the most persuasive and effective reformers in Roman history. It is so obvious that the great good and the terrible evil in the world today are the sweet and the bitter fruits of the rearing of yesterday's children. As we train a new generation, so will the world be in a few years. If you are worried about the future, then look to the upbringing of your children." Gordan B. Hinckley, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints